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Checkout Line Rain

[Verse 1] She said turn left, I turned right Ended up in a ditch on a Tuesday night She said bring a jacket, I said "I'll be fine" Stood in the rain for an hour in a checkout line She said "Don't eat that, it's been in the fridge too long" I ate it, and brother, she was NOT WRONG [Chorus] She's always right, always right Morning, noon, and the middle of the night I've been wrong about a thousand things But I was right about that wedding ring She's always right And I'm alright with that [Verse 2] She said "That shelf won't hold" I said "Watch and learn" Six books, a plant, and the whole wall TURNED She said "Read the instructions" I said "Baby, please" Built the desk backwards with extra DEGREES She fixed it in ten minutes, didn't say a word Just hummed a little tune like a satisfied BIRD [Chorus] She's always right, always right Morning, noon, and the middle of the night I've been wrong about a thousand things But I was right about that wedding ring She's always right And I'm alright with that [Bridge - Spoken] Now people ask me "Don't it bother you? Being wrong all the time?" And I say no Because being wrong means I get to watch Katalin be RIGHT And there is nothing on this earth more beautiful Than that woman saying "I TOLD you so" With her arms crossed And that little LOOK You know the look The one that says "I love you, but you're an IDIOT" That's my favorite look That's the look I married [Verse 3] She said "I think we should get a dog" I said "No way, too much work, too much mess" We now have two dogs, a cat, and a fish And she was right, they're the BEST She said "Trust me" on our second date I trusted her and she handed me my FATE [Final Chorus] She's always right, always right I'll be wrong till the day I die But I was right ONE TIME in my life When I said "Katalin, will you be my wife?" She's always right And I'm alright I'm so alright with THAT [Outro] (spoken) She's going to hear this song And she's going to say "I could've TOLD you that" (laughing) Yes baby, you could have You always CAN