Verse 1: Woke up late, no coffee there – I don’t care, I don't care! Spilled my breakfast everywhere – I don’t care! My socks don’t match, my shirt’s too tight, Got toothpaste in my hair tonight – I don’t care! Car won’t start, it’s a clunker – I don’t care, Neighbor’s care! Neighbor’s kid stole my plunger – I don’t care! Ran out of beer, now that’s a crime, But I'll be fine, I'll drink some wine – I don’t care! Chorus: No money in the bank, can't pay my fare, Got holes in my shoes, but I just don’t care! Life’s a mess, but I'm still unaware, All these problems, man – I just don’t care! Verse 2: Rent is due, my fridge is bare – – I don’t care, I don't care! Wi-Fi’s down, I lost my chair – I don’t care! The cat ran off, the dog’s gone mad, My phone’s on 1%, that’s bad – I don’t care! Burned my dinner, broke my plate – – I don’t care, I don't care! Someone hacked my Insta page – I don’t care! The sink is clogged, the lights went out, I'll just chill here, no need to pout – I don’t care! Chorus: No money in the bank, can't pay my fare, Got holes in my shoes, but I just don’t care! Life’s a mess, but I'm still unaware, All these problems, man – I just don’t care! Verse 3: Gas prices rising everywhere – – I don’t care, I don't care! Climate’s heating, world’s unfair – I don’t care! The news is grim, it’s all bad vibes, Politicians telling lies – I don’t care... I don't care! Countries bickering left and right –– I don’t care, I don't care! Fighting over who’s got more might – I don’t care! Poverty, hunger, crisis calls, People suffer – whatever, y’all – I don’t care! Chorus: No money in the bank, can't pay my fare, Got holes in my shoes, but I just don’t care! Life’s a mess, but I'm still unaware, All these problems, man – I just don’t care! Bridge: People marching in the street, Protests rising, can't feel the heat, Taxes up, wages low, Government shutdown? I don’t know! Floods, fires, chaos in the air, But guess what? Still, I don’t care! Verse 4: Earthquake shook my living room –– I don’t care, I don't care! Aliens could land here soon – I don’t care! Tornado coming? That’s just swell, Zombie outbreak? Oh well – I don’t care! Running late to the end of days –– I don’t care, I don't care! Meteors fall in fiery blaze – I don’t care! World War III's about to start, I’ll just nap and play my part – I don’t care! Chorus: No money in the bank, can't pay my fare, Got holes in my shoes, but I just don’t care! Life’s a mess, but I'm still unaware, All these problems, man – I just don’t care! Pre-Outro: I don't care, i don't care about this world, i don't care I don't care, i don't care, and i will never care. Outro: But then one day I dropped my pizza slice – I don't.... OH WAIT – YES I CARE!!!
