HANGOVER BENEFITS

Woke up on Sunday Saturday stayed Head said earthquake I said upgrade Mouth tastes like carpet Free interior design Can't remember midnight Must've had a brilliant time Phone's on one percent Less temptation to scroll Lost my wallet somewhere Now I'm saving self-control Mirror says disaster I say modern art Stomach doing backflips That's a sporting start Doctor says dehydration I say less weight Can't find my left shoe One less lace to tie Hangover benefits! Name me one! Can't eat breakfast! Money saved! Can't stand straight! New dance move! Can't remember! Nothing to regret! Sunlight hurts my forehead Free celebrity disguise Wearing shades indoors Now the fridge thinks I'm a spy Coffee tastes like punishment Character development Threw up in the bathroom Excellent commitment Missed three calls from work Digital detox day Taxi took my paycheck Supporting local trade Neighbor says I'm noisy Nice to be remembered Found a Christmas hat It's only September Bad decisions? Life experience! Empty bank? Minimalism! Shaking hands? Jazz fingers! Lost my dignity? Less to carry! Hangover benefits! Name me one! Can't eat breakfast! Money saved! Can't stand straight! New dance move! Can't remember! Nothing to regret! Got a bruise on my elbow Free souvenir Someone called me legend I don't know who's here Checked my camera roll Found a traffic cone Apparently last evening I brought infrastructure home Hair smells like a nightclub Saved on perfume Spent the whole day sleeping Finally cleaned my room Didn't move a thing Didn't make a mess Productivity is measured By the problems you prevent Headache? Proof of thinking! Nausea? Core training! No memories? Fresh beginning! Never drinking again? That's what I said last weekend. Hangover benefits! Name me one! Lost my balance! Found my groove! Lost my money! Found my couch! Lost my Saturday! Sunday found me! Water on the table Pizza on the floor I survived the weekend Don't need an encore Actually... Whose traffic cone is this?