Left the house around 7 PM Had an eighteen hour drive ahead Figured it’d be easier to drive through the night Eighteen hours to Blackwater Two fur babies in the back seat Left twenty minutes ago I already know this was a stupid idea First four hours gone Fur babies screaming My girl says we’ll stop Let them stretch, sure, no problem We only have fourteen hours left to drive Let’s stop for a half an hour And an hour later we’re back on the road This is fucking stupid This is fucking stupid Do it for my girl Do it for my girl I’m holding the wheel I’m holding the wheel This is fucking stupid This is fucking stupid Another four hours nature’s calling Gotta stop Only ten hours to go Stop Stretch Grab snacks and drinks Back on the road 3 AM highway Great lake on the left Moonshining off the water My girl says, dear What Babe Twenty seconds later she’s freaking out in the passenger seat Why is there fur in the road That’s not supposed to be there Oh, shit A forkie staring at me My girl thinks she’s a banshee Nope nope nope This is fucking stupid This is fucking stupid Do it for my girl Do it for my girl I’m holding the wheel I’m holding the wheel This is fucking stupid This is fucking stupid Slam down the brakes My girl screaming Fur babies screaming I have a headache And it comes to me on one side there’s like a million forkies On the other the water They want took advice from a man who drove one of those thirty some odd wheels and fifty thousand fucking pounds in the back Driver half asleep Turns out he didn’t consider the fun fact that I don’t drive one of those Fifty thousand fucking pounds in back I don’t drive one of those Fifty thousand fucking pounds in back I don’t drive one of those Finally at the finish line Get the fur babies out Eighteen hours turned Twenty four hours on the road Gotta stay up a few more hours This is fucking stupid Alright cold shower I’ll get through Do it for my girl Those last few hours go by We grab the fur on legs and the laser dot thingy Head hits the pillow sleep comes finally This is fucking stupid This is fucking stupid Do it for my girl Do it for my girl I’m holding the wheel I’m holding the wheel This is fucking stupid This is fucking stupid The next thing I hear some fucking guy is singing about wanting to know if he’s sexy NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE
