[Spoken through a megaphone:] "Attention, attention!" "Calling all freaks!" "The gates are open!" "I repeat... the gates... are open!" [Verse 1] Oh, yeah, The day has come We're serving up a shit show, So come on up and get you some! There's neon lights and chains to shake, A dash of real to cure your fake, So fill your cup with happy stuff, And pretty soon you'll be enough! [Pre-Chorus] You're not ready... For the trouble that we bring... Unstable and unsteady... Let me hear that freak show SING!!! [Chorus] Throw your fingers to the beat! Make a sound, and stomp your feet! Wake up and rage like an elite! And get a load of all the freaks! All the... FREAKS!! My favourite kind of friends! Love my... FREAKS!! Fly that flag until the end! [Guitar Solo] [Verse 2] Oh, I don't think I like it When the normalcy sets in. Nine-to-fives and tons of bullshit Leave maggots crawling in my skin! But it's fine-- I'M FINE!!! I'll let it out where chaos reigns With the headcases a-plenty In the madhouse that's our claim to fame! [Pre-Chorus] You're not ready... For the trouble that we bring... Unstable and unsteady... Let me hear that freak show SING!!! [Chorus] Throw your fingers to the beat! Make a sound, and stomp your feet! Wake up and rage like an elite! And get a load of all the freaks! All the... FREAKS!! My favourite kind of friends! Love my... FREAKS!! Fly that flag until the end! Ohhh, So let me hear you howl and SCREAM! AHHH! We'll hit you like a scary dream! Got an itch And I think I gotta scratch it I'm a weird-ass bitch, And I got a lot of friends to match it! OH! [Chorus] Throw your fingers to the beat! Make a sound, and stomp your feet! Wake up and rage like an elite! And get a load of all the freaks! All the... FREAKS!! My favourite kind of friends! Love my... FREAKS!! Fly that flag until the end! [Outro] All the... FREAKS!! Love my... FREAKS!! All the... FREAKS!! Love my... FREAKS!! Fly that flag until the end! [END]