---------- NOTE ---------- This song has a music video now! Please check it out, I think it's probably the best way to enjoy the story in this one! https://youtu.be/HVyDXOLUi6g?si=xm8yDhGnOYqwmKp4 ----------- LYRICS ----------- Sometimes I reminisce I have memories for days Of me and the boys The gang of 88 We had Hughie and Stewie Oh Francis and Bernard, My girlfriend Sharon, And William the hard We had coach Winston, Who was always hanging around for some reason, Said he was me from the future And that Francis would get arrested for treason He was right about that, Isn't that weird What a kooky coincidence All the things that he feared So many strange tales that he spun- Yeah, when we were young! Coach Winston was so random What a funny old man He told me to watch out For the ice cream man Sure he turned out dangerous A few years after that But I survived that encounter Thanks to a mysterious guy with a baseball bat There was Mikey and Jackie Wilhelm and Sam Callum and Vicky And Dr. Boris, the garbage man (Who claimed to be me from even further into the future!) He said a meteor would hit the earth When I turned 53 That I should prepare my entire life To build a shelter for those closest to me Oh, all his stories were fun- Yeah, when we were young! None of us have seen each other Since those times When coach Winston made his flowcharts Of what he called prime timelines First time I kissed a girl First time I had a beer First time Boris told me about the doomsday year They were such pranksters Told me so many lies About how world war 3 would start Where everyone dies If I remember correctly They said it wouldn't be long After I turned this exact age And I was finishing a song- Called When We Were Young!!!! Yeah, when we were young! Wait, what are those explosions outside? Oh no.. I should probably find a time machine of some sort Maybe I can warn myself in the past about this! I should bring my trusty baseball bat too, So I can protect myself from past threats! Man, I'm a genius!