Cosplay Kata

[Intro] Leed foot forward, leed hand up, Stances gettin' froggy, be first ta jump Leed foot forward, leed hand up, both eyes open, don't back up. [Verse] Walk, jot, man— trot this way Hip hop scotch, tossed, dropped— to the Cosplay Hypocrits riff skits— blippin' in the drip feed Shock jocks launch rocks— chippin' at them clip fiends Twunny twunny masked up, twunny one, run, or vax up. Twunny two, mask down, but, facts skip town, twunny three, moe boom pow, facts still flee, Cosplay gains the crowd, Wee. Twunny Fo, mo war, Cosplay, say— we don't want no moe. Twunny five, sheesh, Cosplay change arrived, chief, but forget when you said "I just want people to stop dying"— oops, don't remind me. Twunny six, now the Cosplay's common sense? People playin roles while showin' ignorance? [Pre-Chorus] Cosplayin' liberals lost the love of speech. Cosplayin' conservatives forget to practice what— they once preached. Cosplayin' Christians condemn who Christ said to reach. Cosplayin' in the classroom led to people too ill to teach [Verse] Run, son, run from— the— the cos-cos-Cosplay Lies, rise, like knives— the drive— the Cosplay Weak minds, bleed dry— hypnotized by— the Cosplay Opened eyes don't idolize the lines, they recognize— the Cosplay, the Cosplay. Ain't it something funny, how they flip flop and they flounder, like clips can't be found and turned around, durrrrr~ Goblins by the pound, sir! But I think I gots a counter~ Fact check-em like a bouncer. Overmore, address everything they say, and hold it up ta what they said yesterday. Make them explain why they position up and changed. It's not okay to just shrug then walk away. In fact, it's the lowest tier in the whole charade of the Cosplay, grinnin' ear to ear to the ones they lead astray. [Pre-Chorus] Cosplayin' Leaders lost the power they spoke. Cosplayin' Bangers don't pose much danger— they're jokes. Cosplayin' Gurus and who's who don't do it fo real— they choke, Cosplayin, when it's fur real, they exposed as dopes. [Chorus] Cosplay Kata, its the its the— Cosplay Kata, The Cosplay Gotcha, cus you forgot the— Cosplay Kata— The— Cosplay Kata!!! Cosplay Kata, its the its the— Cosplay Kata, The Cosplay Gotcha, cus you forgot the— Cosplay Kata— The— Cosplay Kata!!! [Post-Chorus] Hiya!!!!!!! Hut, Ha!!!!!!! Hiya!!!!!!! Hut, Ha!!!!!!! Cosplay Kata [Spoken Word] Your stance must remain balanced. ... Flexibility is indeed adaptation, but inconsistency is also lack of loyalty. ... If the me of yesterday would spit on the me of today, which one is authentic? ... Authenticity separates Growth from Larping.... [Build] [Bridge] Everybody's naughty, and Santa's lost his job. All our brains are rotting from the bottom to the top. Everything is falling, like someone up and spun da knob. Cosplay killed the calling of the ones who tame the mob. [Chorus] Cosplay Kata, its the its the— Cosplay Kata, The Cosplay Gotcha, cus you forgot the— Cosplay Kata— The— Cosplay Kata!!! Cosplay Kata, its the its the— Cosplay Kata, The Cosplay Gotcha, cus you forgot the— Cosplay Kata— The— Cosplay Kata!!! [Post-Chorus] Hiya!!!!!!! Hut, Ha!!!!!!! Hiya!!!!!!! Hut, Ha!!!!!!! Hiya!!!!!!! Hut, Ha!!!!!!! Cosplay Kata [Solo] [Outro] Remember to keep a balanced guard. Deception often targets the side you favor.... Practice.... The.... Cosplay Kata