[Intro] [Verse] Hello there darling I have got a little bone to pick Watching you stumble through your life has made me rather sick You tell a lie then trip upon your very own shoelace It is a comedy of errors written on your face [Verse] I used to think your lack of wits was charming in a way But staring at a blank stone wall gets duller every day You couldn't find your shadow with a lantern and a map I am tired of falling headfirst into every mental trap [Pre-Chorus] The lights are bright but nobody is answering the door I simply cannot take your clumsy nonsense anymore The IQ points are packing up and moving out of town It is time for me to stop this ride and finally step down [Chorus] Goodbye to you and all your goofy blunders and mistakes I am trading in this junk for someone who has what it takes You are a sorry sight to see a pathetic little clown I am shaking off this anchor so I do not have to drown Toodle-loo my dear you are officially dismissed The smartest thing I ever did was cross you off my list [Verse] You tried to fix the toaster with a gallon of red paint You have the kind of logic that would aggravate a saint I watched you try to argue with a common garden gnome And that was when I realized I should head on home alone [Verse] You boast about your prowess while you are stuck inside a box You are about as sharp as several soggy woolen socks I would explain the reasons why I am leaving you behind But I am worried that the concepts might just boggle up your mind [Pre-Chorus] The elevator is stuck between the basement and the floor I am walking through the hallway and I am heading for the door The gears are stripped the motor died the engine has gone cold Your act is getting tiresome and frankly rather old [Chorus] Goodbye to you and all your goofy blunders and mistakes I am trading in this junk for someone who has what it takes You are a sorry sight to see a pathetic little clown I am shaking off this anchor so I do not have to drown Toodle-loo my dear you are officially dismissed The smartest thing I ever did was cross you off my list [Chorus] Goodbye to you and all your goofy blunders and mistakes I am trading in this junk for someone who has what it takes You are a sorry sight to see a pathetic little clown I am shaking off this anchor so I do not have to drown Toodle-loo my dear you are officially dismissed The smartest thing I ever did was cross you off my list [Outro]
