ROUTE CALCULATION FAILED [Guitar & Drums] [Verse 1] Took the wheel with a plan in my head. Thought the GPS would guide me instead. Now I’m lost in a town I don’t know. Voices in my dash telling me where to go. [Bridge] “Recalculating…” on repeat. Signal’s gone on every street. Left turn? Right turn? Make a U? I don’t know what I’m supposed to do. [Chorus] Route calculation failed I’m stuck and I’ve derailed Every turn feels wrong. Oh no, every mile too long Can’t find the way, I’m so confused This dashboard voice just mocks my moves. Route calculation failed! And so did I!!! (Oh nooooo!) [Guitar Solo] [Verse 2] Detour signs, flashing lights. My patience dying in the night. Tried to follow, now I’m spun. Destination: Absolutely none. [Bridge] “Recalculating…” on repeat. Signal’s gone on every street. Left turn? Right turn? Make a U? I don’t know what I’m supposed to do. [Chorus] Route calculation failed I’m stuck and I’ve derailed Every turn feels wrong. Oh no, every mile too long Can’t find the way, I’m so confused This dashboard voice just mocks my moves. Route calculation failed! And so did I!!! (Oh nooooo!) [Guitar Solo] [Verse 3] Told myself I’d find my way But I’ve been driving since yesterday The map is glitching, I’m losing trust In satellites and wanderlust [Final Chorus] Route calculation failed. I’m stuck and I’ve derailed. Every turn feels wrong. Bloody hell, every mile too long Can’t find the way, I’m so confused This dashboard voice just mocks my moves Route calculation failed And so did I (Oh bloody hell!!!) [Outro] If life’s a road, then I missed the sign. Took a wrong turn somewhere back in time. No coordinates, no guiding star. Just a nervous wreck behind the wheel of a car. [Guitar only]
