VERSE: On Halloween The Line Dancin' Queen A dancin' tornado led us Past the glowing disco ball burning bright Dressed as Tammy Taylor with a pale pink face They marched us through the night I wore a Stetson with cowboy boots and packed a cauldron for the sweets We rode to Dallas on magic flying longhorns To haunt moonlight streets. A werewolf waved us over with a wicked toothy grin We tried to take a selfie beside the gate Then someone called us in! CHORUS: Trick or treat in cowboy boots Come knocking on the door Something spooky Something ethereal We're coming back for more! We can handle spiders and snakes We laugh at any fright But drunken armadillos we draw the line! Trick or treat tonight ! VERSE: First the Neiman Marcus Client Advisor answered Dressed as Mrs. Santa Claus in red We picked candy canes Got poison apples Yikes we said Next a wicked witch wore a ballet tutu with a nutcracker beneath one arm We chose rice krispy treats Got firecrackers That set off every car alarm! CHORUS: Trick or treat in cowboy boots Come knocking at the door Something spooky Something ethereal We're coming back for more We can handle spiders and snakes We laugh at any fright But drunken armadillos we draw the line! Trick or treat tonight ! BRIDGE: Trick or treat tonight Then a chupacabra Dressed as a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader Stepped out into the light Choose RC Cola and a moonpie or turn into a Wood Ape We picked the cola and the moonpie They passed us candied Jalapenos Then pointed at the moon Now dance a two step they chanted Yippy ki yay And the fiddler struck a tune CHORUS: Trick or treat in cowboy boots Come knocking at the door Something spooky Something ethereal We're coming back for more We can handle spiders and snakes We laugh at any fright But running out of chick -o-sticks we draw the line! Trick or treat tonight ! [OUTRO] Then the feral hogs Dropped their wooly chaps And we all began to shake That costume wasn't fake! My long silver hair turned into Texas Tea It spread across my skin That cursed pecan brittle had changed us all The monsters were within! Now we haunt Billy Bob's each Halloween Come knocking on your door Give us Fritos and Dr. Pepper And we won't scream like banshee's Unless you ask for more!
