What have I gotten myself into? I think I made a mistake Book a flight, they said, Come visit, it’ll be fine. Get away from the cold Get some peace of mind Seemed like a great idea, Hang out and have fun Learn about this Suno shit, Get some writing done Now I’ve walked into a Christmas war Dodging rhymes, rants, sleighs and reindeer Getting hit with stray bullets full of holiday cheer AIMagician’s handin’ out coal, And Frowns is slingin’ burns like an internet troll Then there’s Jonathan, who’s clearly lost control (not that he ever had it in the first place!) So give me a penny, here are my thoughts To the original and the response We got Santa, Mrs. Claus, and Johnny the Elf Now I’m claiming the role of Krampus for myself You all can call me the Christmas Devil A Pre-Germanic demonic fellow Punishing the bad kids who have lost it Gonna lock you all up in my Christmas closet Tie you up with ribbons, gag you with bows Now who wants to wear the light up nose? Yeah, you’ve argued, bickered and fought, But now you’re at my mercy—it’s Krampusnacht! Until you can all behave and get along Spread some joy and love with your songs Gather ‘round the tree like those little Whos And do what all the nice children do Hug it out, exchange some gifts Leave behind all these holiday tifts Come on, you guys, let’s get it right Have a Merry Christmas and call it a night. Krampus OUT!
