[Verse 1] Ozzy — the grand eviction Welcome, welcome, freeloaders To the finest house in town! Ten years you ran my tab up While the master wasn't around Have a seat? No — don't Get up The kitchen's closed for good You'll be leavin' here forever Some of you a little bruised, and boys, you should [Pre-Chorus] You charged me for nothin', boys You drank it all for free You burned the couch, you wooed my wife You ate the pantry empty A favor you called a right And a right you called a steal Now everybody's runnin' up The handlin' fee for real [Chorus] I hate a nobody like you (Like you) No home, no name, no manners, and no clue (No clue) You drank my wine, you ate my bread You sat in my chair Now out, now out The door's right there I hate a nobody like you (Like you) Nobody leaves my house I mean it, too You stole my floor, you stole my time You stole my view Now out, now out I hate a nobody like you [Verse 2] You called me Nobody once A beggar at the door Well Nobody owns this house now And Nobody's keeping score Of all the mooches, all the freeloads All the boys who overstayed Tony, pack your pretty grin The rent is due in shame and rain Penny, Telly, crew together Point the whole world to the gate If they came to make a feast of me They came a little late [Pre-Chorus] The special tonight is you The bill comes with a bow The boulder that trapped me in Is the door thrown open now So laugh while you can still And call it fortune's tune 'Cause everybody's leaving, love And nobody says "soon" [Chorus] I hate a nobody like you (Like you) No home, no name, no manners, and no clue (No clue) You drank my wine, you ate my bread You sat in my chair Now out, now out The door's right there I hate a nobody like you (Like you) Nobody leaves my house I mean it, too You stole my floor, you stole my time You stole my view Now out, now out I hate a nobody like you [Bridge] [POLY enters] Hold it there That's my tune I washed it in the sea You took my grin, you took my bit You handed it to he [Ozzy] Then take a bow And take the stair And take the honest night 'Cause master here is master now And master keeps it right [Final Chorus] I hate a nobody like you (Like you) No home, no name, no manners, and no clue (No clue) You drank my wine, you ate my bread You sat in my chair Now out, now out The door's right there I hate a nobody like you (Like you) Everybody out of Nobody's house That means you The special is the door tonight So go, be true Now out, now out I hate a nobody like you [Outro] Everybody out Out, out, out Nobody sends his love Nobody sends his love Everybody out of Nobody's house Curtain!
