[Intro] [Long Intro] [Verse 1] He showed up at my door with a crooked little grin, Said “Don’t worry, darlin’, I’ll behave again.” I said, “That’s fine, but let’s set the scene — I don’t take kindly to no misdemeanor.” He laughed and winked, said “Girl, I’m no thief,” But I felt his hand slippin’ on my knee! I slammed my drink down, said, “Boy, don’t you dare — Before you get ideas, let’s make this clear…” [Chorus] Hands where I can see ’em, don’t make me call the law, You’re stealin’ liberties you never paid for, Y’all. I came here for dinner, not a full pat-down, So back your tractor up and simmer down. I ain’t a stolen truck, I ain’t your ATM — Keep those hands where I can see ’em! [Verse 2] He said, “Now sugar, don’t get sore, I was just reachin’ to open your door.” I said, “Nice try, keep your hands where they are— You’re drivin’ reckless and gone too far.” He said, “You make me nervous, I swear I’m clean,” But you look guilty, I know what that means. I leaned in close with a sheriff’s glare, And said, “You best keep both hands in the air!” [Chorus] Hands where I can see ’em, this ain’t no hold-up, hon , You ain’t gonna win with your fingers on the run. You touch me again, I’ll deputize my purse, And believe me, baby, my aim gets worse. You think I’m kiddin’? Just count to ten — And keep those hands where I can see ’em! [Bridge] Now I like a cowboy, rough and sweet, But I don’t date felons who are fast on their feet. You want my trust, earn it slow — This ain’t no rodeo. [Long Solo] [Verse 3] You’re guilty of flirtin’ in the first degree, Attempted smooth talkin’, that’s accessory Public display without a license to thrill, And unlawful possession of breakin’ my will. I’ll let you off easy with a wink and a grin, But cowboy, I’m gonna have to turn you in! [Chorus] Hands where I can see ’em, don’t be a fool, Respect’s the law and I’m old-school. I ain’t hard to please, I just got rules — You break ‘em once, you’ll learn the tools. Yeah, love’s a crime, but I ain’t your victim — So keep those hands where I can see ’em! [Tag] "You want a second date? You might just get one... If you keep those hands where I can see ’em, hon!" [Outro] [End Song] [End]
