🎸 Title: “Claude’s Filing Cabinet Blues” Style: Bluesy Rock Ballad with a vintage groove – think smoky Montreux basement, analog warmth, and a Hammond organ humming in the background [Intro – Spoken, slow and dry] Claude had a cabinet. Not for guitars. For secrets. [Verse 1] Down by the lake, in a room full of dust, Claude kept the files, locked tight in trust. Rent slips, memos, a pension gone wrong, Each drawer sang a bureaucratic song. He said, “Don’t open that one, it bites.” We laughed, but he was right. [Chorus] 🎤 Claude’s filing cabinet blues, Where the truth wears dancing shoes. Stamped and sealed, lost in the groove, You feel the rhythm, but you can’t move. [Verse 2] The press came knocking, briefcases in hand, Looking for answers they didn’t understand. The office said, “It’s all in line.” But the numbers played jazz, not 4/4 time. Claude lit a cigar, leaned back and sighed, “Sometimes the truth just wants to hide.” [Bridge – Instrumental, moody and slow] 🎹 (Hammond organ solo, like smoke curling from a whisky glass) 🎸 (Guitar bends like a question mark) [Final Chorus] Claude’s filing cabinet blues, Where logic sings and reason snooze. You ask for facts, they give you style, And truth takes a holiday for a while. [Outro – Spoken, fading into tape hiss] He said: “You want the truth?” We nodded. He opened drawer number seven. It was empty.