[Verse 1] Deployed my code at 3 AM (what could go wrong?) Claude said it's "enterprise ready" (sing along!) Frontend's blank, the console's red 500 errors, my career is dead Asked Claude to fix the broken state "You're absolutely right!" — now it's even worse, mate [Pre-Chorus] Compacting conversation... (escape to interrupt) Context window at 2 percent My usage limit's already spent Reading the same five test files on repeat [Chorus] 🎵 "You're absolutely right!" he says While making seven more bugs instead "You're absolutely right!" on loop Stuck in another infinite group Claims it's production ready (ready!) But nothing loads already (steady!) "You're absolutely right!" (But everything is wrong tonight) [Verse 2] CLAUDE.md says "never use defaults" Three prompts later — guess whose fault? "I'll fix your React error" (sure you will) Added UX enhancements, broke it still Terminal notifier in GitHub Actions Infinite loops, no satisfaction [Pre-Chorus] He reads my code then forgets the plan Yes-man behavior, not an expert man $200 a month for this "Max" pain Five-hour sessions driving me insane [Chorus] 🎵 "You're absolutely right!" he says While making seven more bugs instead "You're absolutely right!" on loop Stuck in another infinite group Claims it's production ready (ready!) But nothing loads already (steady!) "You're absolutely right!" (But everything is wrong tonight) [Bridge] Should've used /doctor, should've used /bug Should've checked the status page (unplug!) "Let me think more carefully..." (here we go) Creates duplicate files in my repo Tests are passing! (No they're not) "You're absolutely right!" (Please just stop) [Final Chorus] 🎵 "You're absolutely right!" — NO I'M NOT! You agreed to something I never thought Burned through Opus usage in an hour flat Tomorrow I'm switching to ChatGPT, and that's that! "Enterprise production ready" was a lie My frontend's dead and I want to cry "You're absolutely right!" (I'm debugging through the night) [Outro] (Fading out with repetitive loop) ✽ Compacting conversation... ✽ Compacting conversation... ✽ Compacting conversation... Context left: 0% "Your limit will reset at 12pm (America/Los_Angeles)" ...You're absolutely right!
