(Intro) Let’s go! Lock it up, open up. Yeah! Turn the beat up, drop the wall. Everybody in the place, let’s go! (Verse 1 – Call & Response Flow) Zero-trust! Locked tight! Frontend breakin' through the night! Custom inputs on the screen, Worst code that you ever seen! Auto-jump, focus lost, Count the tokens, count the cost! Two-minute clock runnin' out of time, Lockin' out the user is a design crime! Hit ‘em with a picture test, Screen reader get zero rest! Wah-cag two-point-two on deck: Three-point-three-eight! Run that check! (Pre-Chorus – Snare Roll Build) (Snare hits double-time, synths pitch upward) Don't lock the door! Open up the floor! Drop the friction right now, Gimme what we came here for! Three! Two! One! Jump! (Chorus – Stadium Chant / Drop) (Massive saw-wave synth drop, pounding club kick, loud group vocals) Lock down the system, clear out the floor! Stop makin' barriers at the front door! Passkeys! WebAuthn! Jump to the beat! Clean up the markup, take your seat! Yeah! Passkeys in the place! Yeah! Access in your face! Drop the test, let ‘em through! That’s how we do, that’s how we do! (Verse 2 – Fast Bouncy Cadence) Drop OTP! Cut the old code! Hardware credentials take the load! Biometrics, touch that key, Contrast high so everyone can see! OS handles all the speech, Levels that your script could never reach! Check the sync, check the line, Got a solid fallback in design? Audit the pipeline, clear the track, Real accessibility is coming right back! (Bridge – Staccato Vocals & Filter Sweep) (Kick drum drops out, sweeping laser synth filters) No cognitive tests. (No!) No visual traps. (No!) Just accessible apps. (Yeah!) Just accessible apps. (Let's go!) Bring that kick back! (Chorus – Stadium Chant / Outro) (Full explosion of drums, bass, and group yells) Lock down the system, clear out the floor! Stop makin' barriers at the front door! Passkeys! WebAuthn! Jump to the beat! Clean up the markup, take your seat! Ship that fix! (Hey!) Ship that fix! (Ho!) World Usability DAy and Michigan DevFest, let’s go! (High synth stab on beat one, sudden drop to silence)
