[Intro] The harvest sirens split the air A pumpkin crate rolls down the stair Melongeddon—sound the call Team Raccoon will take it all [Verse 1] We packed the gourds with plague-black lore And wheeled our wicked crop to war The other crews came talking tall Then watched their little banners fall [Pre-Chorus] SFC Wrench—ace in the sky Cuts through the course with a fearless eye Buster, my Bruddah, shoulder to shoulder The day gets rough, our bond gets bolder [Chorus] Team Raccoon! Sweet and awesome! Pumpkin panic, full-on blossom! Melongeddon—claim the prize! Everybody else gets left behind! [Verse 2] Saint knows every weapon’s weight Keeps the whole crew sharp and straight Eternal Brandon shouts the story Turns our win into team-wide glory Lex is our counsel, cool and wise Keeps us out of the slammer’s files [Pre-Chorus] Wrench takes the pass, Buster holds fast Saint makes sure our lead will last Brandon sells the tale with flair Lex keeps the cuffs from waiting there [Chorus] Team Raccoon! Sweet and awesome! Pumpkin panic, full-on blossom! Melongeddon—claim the prize! Everybody else gets left behind! [Breakdown] Pump-kins! Packed! Team! Raccoon! No one beats us! Not today! Other teams—clear the way! [Bridge] The scoreboard climbs, the rivals stall Our orange armada takes the hall A ridiculous plan, a glorious scene The sweetest, strangest winning team [Final Chorus] Team Raccoon! Sweet and awesome! Pumpkin panic, full-on blossom! Melongeddon—we take the crown! Everybody else gets shut down! [Outro] Wrench! Buster! Saint! Brandon! Lex! Raccoon crew—what comes next? Melongeddon, victory won! Pumpkin legends, number one!
