[Verse 1] Good evening, seeker Got a crown that aches? Got thoughts in circles And spiritual shakes? Try one little scoop Before the moon gets bored Goat Yoga Crown Chakra On the midnight board [Pre-Chorus] No more doom-scroll drama No more brain on fire One soft step higher One calm gear wider Feel the room get kinder Feel the noise fall flat If your head’s been crowded You can leave it at that [Chorus] Goat Yoga Crown Chakra Clean up top, real nice Goat Yoga Crown Chakra Float like morning rice More natural than Other Dudeisphere neuromutagens (bleh!) Goat Yoga Crown Chakra Let your halo breathe again [Verse 2] Mountain-grown miracle Cottage-brewed and neat Tiny bells, slow laughter And a velvet kind of heat Ask your inner goat Where it likes to roam It said, “less static, more meadow” “Take me home, take me home” [Pre-Chorus] No more doom-scroll drama No more brain on fire One soft step higher One calm gear wider Feel the room get kinder Feel the noise fall flat If your head’s been crowded You can leave it at that [Chorus] Goat Yoga Crown Chakra Clean up top, real nice Goat Yoga Crown Chakra Float like morning rice More natural than Other Dudeisphere neuromutagens (bleh!) Goat Yoga Crown Chakra Let your halo breathe again [Bridge] Operators are standing by With a soft-padded smile If your thoughts need milking We can stay a while (Goat Yoga) One sip, one sigh (Goat Yoga) And the buzz rolls by [Final Chorus] Goat Yoga Crown Chakra Clean up top, real nice Goat Yoga Crown Chakra Float like morning rice More natural than Other Dudeisphere neuromutagens (bleh!) Goat Yoga Crown Chakra Let your halo breathe again
