[Cold Open – Spoken, dry, no music] "You know that's AI, right?" [Pause] "...Wait, what?" [Verse 1] I heard it playing somewhere And it stopped me in my tracks Had the chorus stuck inside my head Before I could react I sent it to my friends Said, "You gotta hear this song" Then somebody told me how it's made And suddenly I was wrong [Pre-Chorus] I should've known, I should've guessed I should've failed the listening test I laughed and said, "Of course I knew" Then quietly deleted it too [Chorus] I'm sorry that I liked it I'm sorry I sang along I didn't know I had to hate it Till you told me it was wrong I'm sorry that I liked it I'm sorry it felt so right I guess I'll have to hate tomorrow What I fell in love with tonight [Verse 2] I caught myself still humming That ridiculous little tune Had my fingers tapping out the beat All afternoon I took it off my playlist But it wouldn't leave my head And every time I tried to stop I sang it twice instead [Pre-Chorus] Same little hook, same melody Same stupid smile it gave to me I could pretend I hate it But who exactly would that please? [Chorus] I'm sorry that I liked it Or at least that's what I said But if it's really such a bad song Why's it dancing in my head? I'm sorry that I liked it I'm sorry it felt so right I guess I'll have to hate tomorrow What I fell in love with tonight [Bridge – Intimate, gradually building] I went looking for it yesterday Just to hear it one more time Caught myself smiling at the speakers Like I'd gotten away with a crime Then something struck me funny As I reached to hit replay I was hiding from a feeling That was never going away [Verse 3] Now I'm playing it with windows down And singing every line Somebody rolls their eyes at me I just laugh and let them try I used to check the label Before I'd let myself decide Now I just turn the volume up And enjoy the damn ride [Final Chorus – Full release] I'm NOT sorry that I liked it Not sorry I sang along I don't need your permission To fall in love with a song I'm not sorry that I liked it I'm not changing my mind I won't hate it tomorrow Just to make you right tonight [Outro – Music stops] [Spoken, same voice as opening] "You know that's AI, right?" [Pause] "Yeah. I know." [End]
