[INTRO] [Deep Bass Drop] [Turbo Whistle] [Female Voice] Oh no... What did you buy now? [Male Voice] YEAH! Ten years waiting! Finally got my dream truck! [Female Voice] Uh oh... [VERSE 1] Ten years waitin', finally got the keys Pulled off the lot feelin' cooler than me Leather seats rubbin' on my tired back Truck so nice I keep walkin' back Thirty cameras showin' every side Looks like NASA built this thing to drive Massaging seats got me feelin' rich Till I looked down and saw that mileage, bitch [Female Voice] Eleven MPG! [Male Voice] Don't ruin this. [Female Voice] I'm just getting started. [CHORUS] I got a Ram Rho! OHHHH! Everybody lookin' when I roll OHHHH! Five hundred forty horses on patrol Bass so deep it shakes my soul But eleven MPG is destroyin' my soul [Female Voice] (He cryin' at the pump!) (He cryin' at the pump!) (Big truck!) (Tiny wallet!) (Big truck!) (Tiny wallet!) [INSTRUMENTAL BREAK] [Heavy Bass] [Turbo Whistles] [Crowd Chant] RHO! RHO! RHO! RHO! [VERSE 2] Everybody waits for that old V8 sound Then the twin turbos whistle and prove 'em wrong Five hundred forty horses ready to go Eleven MPG but I still love my Rho Every stoplight turns into a race Premium fuel disappearin' without a trace Gas station clerk waves before I get out That's the kind of loyalty I'm talkin' about [Female Voice] That's not loyalty. That's concern. [Male Voice] Whatever. [Female Voice] He dumb. [CHORUS] I got a Ram Rho! OHHHH! Everybody lookin' when I roll OHHHH! Five hundred forty horses on patrol Bass so deep it shakes my soul But eleven MPG is destroyin' my soul [Female Voice] (He cryin' at the pump!) (He cryin' at the pump!) (Big truck!) (Tiny wallet!) (Big truck!) (Tiny wallet!) [BRIDGE] I know it's bad I know it's wrong I know the fuel bill lasts all month long I know my savings took a hit But listen... [Female Voice] Don't say it. [Male Voice] I'd buy this truck again! [Female Voice] (HE DUMB!) [Male Voice] I'd buy this truck again! [Female Voice] (HE REAL DUMB!) [Male Voice] I'd buy this truck again! [Female Voice] (FINANCIALLY IRRESPONSIBLE!) [BASS BREAKDOWN] [808 Bass] [Heavy Bass Guitar] [Turbo Spool] RHO! RHO! RHO! RHO! Five hundred forty horses pullin' hard Fuel economy completely disregard RHO! RHO! RHO! RHO! Bass hit harder than my credit card [Female Voice] Should've bought a Corolla! [Male Voice] ABSOLUTELY NOT! [FINAL CHORUS] I got a Ram Rho! Best truck that I've ever known! Bass rattlin' every window pane! Every gas station knows my face! [Female Voice] That's not a good thing! [Male Voice] Wouldn't trade it for the world! And somehow I'd buy this truck again! [Female Voice] HE DUMB! [Male Voice] Worth it. [OUTRO] [Deep Bass Fade] [Turbo Whistle] [Female Voice] Still dumb. [Male Voice] Yeah... But it's a Ram Rho. [Engine Rev]
