[scat] Poo dah doo do poo poo dah poooooo! Doo do! [Instrumental] Writing Jazz has been fun My traineeship is done So now I'm playing around With different sounds [Instrumental] I'd heard about scat And thought "that's sounds fat" So I went to the local Scat Jazz Bar [Scat] To the local Scat Jazz Bar To try a new sound I walked in, and looked around He Scat covering the ground! "That's poo, folks,. Scat in this instance means literal......" [Scat] Poo-poo poo poo, doo doo do do. It was a Scat Jazz Bar The ad was true It was a bar for Scat and Poo! There was a woman up on the stage Earning her wage This was the wrong bar I needed to get to my car It was a Scat Jazz Bar The ad was true It was a bar for Scat and Poo! [instrumental] [Scat] [instrumental] It was a Scat Jazz Bar The ad was true It was a bar for Scat and Poo! This woman sung like an angel Whilst she wiped down south And it really was scat, coming out her mouth "The crowd gave a scattered applause" [Ba dum tish] The crowd was in good cheer Drinking Scat flavoured beer. But I knew that I ad to disappear [scat] [instrumental] [scat] [instrumental] [scat] It was a Scat Jazz Bar The ad was true It was a bar for Scat and Poo! It was a bar for Scat and Poo.
