Well Bling,Bling

All I want for Christmas, this year is a new "Truck", Because the one I got, ain't worth a "Buck", Or I could use a brand new " car", well the one I use everyday, don't go very "Far", Everything I got, is broken "Down", Yeah this Christmas, I got a big "Frown". (chorus) Well Bling,Bling, Look at this "Thing", Laughing my ass off,it's a new washing "machine", Well while I'm Laughing my ass off, my wife's a "Cryer", Don't know what's wrong with her, she got a matching "Dryer", She said she wanted something, from Betty "Crocker", So her sister bought her, a brand new "Rocker". (verse2) Myself I could use, some weed for "Real", So my wonderful wife, bought me some underwear, so what's the big "Deal", well guess I will go to the smoke shop, and buy me a "Bong", One way or another, I'm getting high, it won't be too "Long", My brother's coming over, he said he had, a blunt to "Smoke", No I'm not freaking kidding, it's not a damn "Joke". (chorus) (verse3) Well so much fun this year, it would be better with a "Beer", well ran to the store, to get some beer, damn got hit by a big Ole "Deer", OH yes can't make this shit up, this cop thought it was really funny, as he started to Crack "Up", well he quit laughing, after his cruiser got hit by a big Ole truck, yes in big letters it read "7-up". (Chorus) I just don't care anymore, let's get "High", Little Johnny is in the kitchen, eating all the damn "Pie", I had a feeling this, was going to go all "Wrong", That's why I wrote this all, In a damn Ole "Song". (chorus) It's all over now, the Christmas lights quit working, I mean what the "Hell", The cat jumped into the tree, And wow over it "Fell", I'm just smoking this blunt with my brother, should have smoked a "Bowl", This is all bullshit, All I got was a lump of "Coal", You could have got anything this Christmasyou got a damn "Pimple", Maybe next year, we will all go to church, with the big tall "Temple".