Sha-la-la-la-la-la-la-la —uh-huh, yeah! [verse 1] I was down at the New Amsterdam Staring at this yellow-haired girl's cellphone Mr. Jones strikes up a conversation With a black-haired flamenco dancer You know, she dances while he starts ranting about chemicals turning frogs gay! She's suddenly freaks out and runs away! And we all want to freak out and run away! Man, I wish I could run away! [Verse 2] His grating voice cuts the silence down through the morning Sha-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la, yeah Uh-huh, yeah Shut up, Alex Jones! Tell me some of those crazy theories, and Pass me a megaphone, Alex Jones Believe in me Help me believe in anything 'Cause I wanna be someone who believes nine eleven was an inside job! Yeah [Chorus] Alex Jones and me Tell each other scary tales And we piss off them beautiful women She's swearing at you Oh no, no, she's flipping off me He's screaming in the mike, right? Coming through the stereo When everybody's in FEMA camps You will never be lonely! [Verse 3] Well, I'm gonna show my picture, of a bunch of aliens in blue and red, and black, and gray ufos All of the beautiful colors are very, very meaningful to the deep state Yeah, well, you know greys are my favorite alien species I felt so paranoid yesterday! If I knew Picasso was an alien, Id probably just shoot him in the face. [Chorus] Alex Jones and me Tell each other scary tales And we piss off them beautiful women She's swearing at you Oh no, no, she's flipping off me He's screaming in the mike, right? Coming through the stereo When everybody's in FEMA camps You will never be lonely! [Bridge] I will yell my way through Congress, If I knew which one of them was a lizard! We all stare at the static on the TV, Praying it don’t blink or whisper back at me, oh no! And I scream in tongues at the morning sun, ‘Cause my tinfoil hat’s come undone! [Verse 4] I wanna be a talk show star, Yeah, I wanna be loud and wrong! Don’t wanna just dream on Rumble and cry on air all night long! Well, we stare at the chemtrails, Lookin’ up at that sky so blue— Man, if truth’s out there, Then the frogs already knew! [Chorus / Outro] Alex Jones and me Dream of shadowy control And we stare at that glowing pyramid While the static hums on Yeah, we scream at the void ‘Cause the void screams back Man, the world’s gone crazy— Or maybe that’s just me and Alex Jones! Sha-la-la-la-la-la-la-la—yeah!
