[Verse 1] Mercury rolled in first With a heat-blown grin Venus parked her halo On the gravel in Earth said, "Hold my orbit" Mars came limping late We all saw the signboard: Halfway Clinic, eight [Pre-Chorus] Saturn at the window Rings all out of place Neptune had a salt-blue Drip across his face Jupiter said, "Brother I could eat a moon" Then the door swung open And we knew what came soon [Chorus] Halfway clinic Halfway clinic Got a burger, got a shake (got a shake) Halfway clinic Halfway clinic Klingon served us on the break (on the break) [Verse 2] He wore a scarlet apron Like a battle flag Threw the onions on the grill With a feral jag Pluto took his tiny tray Sat there in the foam Said, "This is my kind of place I'm not going home" [Pre-Chorus] Uranus asked for pickles Ceres wanted fries The Klingon raised an eyebrow Then he met our eyes "Order with honor" Was the thing he said As the malts came spinning In a silver sled [Chorus] Halfway clinic Halfway clinic Got a burger, got a shake (got a shake) Halfway clinic Halfway clinic Klingon served us on the break (on the break) [Bridge] Andromeda drifted in Just to smell the flame A comet licked the napkins Then it signed the guestbook name He said, "Next time you return here Bring your hungry star" The whole sky rang with laughter As we drove back far [Final Chorus] Halfway clinic Halfway clinic Got a burger, got a shake (got a shake) Halfway clinic Halfway clinic Klingon served us on the break (on the break) Halfway clinic Halfway clinic Best damn stop we ever made (ever made)
