for twelvez 3 (style credits go to fourteenz)

when I was a kid my parents said my big sister and middle sister can babysit me and my little sister, and my parents went on a date and 5 mins later during 7:46 pm my big sister said to go to the basement and we all went to the basement and my big sister locked the door and the basement is comfy and I turned on the TV and sat on the couch and it was the news, and the news guy said p diddy is on the loose and then the screen turned black for some reason and I heard clapping in the tv and the guy going "Diddy owww!! Nooo! Yes diddy!" and oil spilling and then the screen went normal and the newscaster got oiled up and I changed the channel and watched some Bob Ross!! And drawed just like him