[beats] [Verse 1] I walked into the coffee shop, feeling kinda low, The barista said, “What’s up, man? You look like you’ve seen a ghost!” I said, “I had a bad day, my boss was a jerk, Then my dog ate my dinner, and my car wouldn’t work.” [pre-chorus] He said, “Buddy, sit down, let me give you a nudge, Here’s our motto, man—we listen and we don’t judge.” [Chorus] We listen and we don’t judge, no matter what you say, You could tell me you kissed a fish or joined a mime ballet! Your secrets safe, your crazy's fine, no matter how you fudge, We’re here for you, my dude, we listen and we don’t judge. [Verse 2] So I spilled my guts, about my ex named Fran, How she left me for a dude in a mariachi band. The barista just nodded, said, “Man, that’s rough, But at least you didn’t end up naked handcuffed to a bus.” [pre-chorus] And I laughed so hard, I spilled my latte sludge, He said, “No worries, man—we listen and we don’t judge.” [Chorus] We listen and we don’t judge, let your freak flag fly, You could tell me you married your Roomba, and I’d barely bat an eye. No shame, no blame, no push or shove, We’re here for laughs and therapy—we listen and we don’t judge. [Bridge] So bring your drama, your chaos, your strange-ass quirks, Your UFO sightings, your collection of smirks. You think your life's weird? Dude, join the club, We’ve all Googled “how to flirt” and cried in the tub. [Chorus] We listen and we don’t judge, let it all come through, You can rant about your neighbor’s cat who’s spying on you! Confess your sins, your joys, your grudge, We’re the safe zone, man—we listen and we don’t judge. [Outro] So here’s to the weirdos, the messy, the loud, We’re your cheering section, your judgment-free crowd. Life’s a bizarre, awkward, wonderful trudge, But don’t sweat it, my friend—we listen and we don’t judge. [Spoken words] “Except pineapple on pizza. That’s still a crime, dude.”
