[Intro — spoken, very serious] Medic on the field. Eyes on the objective. Everything under control. …Why am I in a jar? [Verse 1] Little white ears and a face like doom, Tiny sea bunny walking into the room. I’ve got a plan, got a role to play, Then somebody kidnaps me and carries me away. One second fighting, next second gone, I was standing right there, what went wrong? You built a shrinking machine? Oh, great. Now I’m two pixels tall and running ten minutes late. [Pre-Chorus] I’m not lost, I’m strategically missing, I’m not scared, I’m tactically repositioning. You can call me brave, you can call me small, But if that thing has teeth, I’m not fighting at all! [Chorus] WHERE DID I GO? WHERE DID I GO? You looked away for a second and I vanished like smoke! I’m a tiny little bunny with a medic kit, I patch you up, then I disappear a bit. WHERE DID I GO? I WAS RIGHT HERE! Now I’m pocket-sized and full of fear! I’m serious, I swear, I’m a professional pro— But if you turn around, I’m already gone! [Verse 2] You’re busy fighting some enormous beast, I’m healing everybody, trying not to be deceased. You turn to check your inventory screen, And now I’m missing from the whole damn scene. “Where did you go? I looked away one second!” That’s the fifth time today, I reckon. Maybe I fell through the floor again, Maybe I got adopted by the enemy men. [Pre-Chorus] I’m not a coward, I’m preserving my life, I’m a peaceful little creature avoiding the knife. Give me a clinic, give me a safe zone, Give me a cozy little corner of my own. [Chorus] WHERE DID I GO? WHERE DID I GO? You looked away for a second and I vanished like smoke! I’m a tiny little bunny with a medic kit, I patch you up, then I disappear a bit. WHERE DID I GO? I WAS RIGHT HERE! Now I’m pocket-sized and full of fear! I’m serious, I swear, I’m a professional pro— But if you turn around, I’m already gone! [Bridge — music slows down, dramatic] I have a purpose. I have a dream. I will survive this cursed machine. I will heal my friends. I will stand my ground. …Is that a kidnapping sound? [spoken, increasingly panicked] No. No, no, no. PUT ME DOWN. I HAVE A MEDICAL LICENSE! [Final Chorus — faster, chaotic] WHERE DID I GO? WHERE DID I GO? Somebody check the bushes, somebody check the snow! I’m a tiny little bunny with a heart of gold, And apparently I’m very easy to hold. WHERE DID I GO? I WAS RIGHT THERE! Now I’m three inches tall in a folding chair! I’m serious, I swear, I’m a professional pro— BUT THE SECOND YOU LOOK AWAY, I GO, GO, GO! [Outro — quiet, defeated] Medic down. Bunny missing. Probably in a jar again. …Can somebody come get me?
