10K Plays Celebration - Fritz w/ Bandmates and Kirby - Ice Cream Church

[intro, spoken][FRITZ] "To one of my closest and most amazing friends standing out there in the audience... Are you ready to repent, with sugar?" "The holy relics out of all the ice cream bar flavors out there are calling for you... Do I need to bring up how many counts of blasphemy you have right now?" [Verse 1, sung] (One!) The weeks you've neglected of spending that time with me. (Two!) The number of days you hadn't tasted your favorite treat. (Three!) The amount of time that passed when you had felt gloomy! (Four!) Letting unanswered prayers bother you too much... That's a total of four! Do I need to say more? I'll lead you to my Camaro. We'll go to that place we know. No more of this blasphemy! You're coming with me, girlyyyyyy... [Pre-Chorus] Buckle up, we're going to (going to), Mikey's Frozen Treats. No escape now! We're going to (going to) Mikey's Frozen Treats. The frozen sugary gods above demand, For a root beer float bar in your hand. We won't want to upset them... [Chorus] Are you ready for ice cream church? You won't want to skip out. Ohhhh, that would be the worst. [spoken] "That's it... Smile! Laugh! You deserve this, princess..." [sung] Come on, I'll drive us to ice cream church, To help you forget about all that hurt. We know this is just a temporary fix. Trust me, you will really need this. We'll spoil ourselves in sugary bliss! Come on, I'll drive us to ice cream church, To help you forget about all that hurt. We know this is just a temporary fix. Trust me, you will really need this... We'll spoil ourselves in sugary bliss! [Verse 2, spoken in surprise][KIRBY] "Wait, did someone just say ice cream?" [FX: the crowd laughs and cheers wildly] [spoken] "And church? Wait, wait wait--there better not be any choir singing about worshipping me!" "That one time... It got really weird. I had to leave." [spoken][FRITZ] "What? No, trust me... There won't be any weird choir involved! We're only going to repent for the sins that have been committed..." "Fox, what do you say...? Will Kirby need to do that too?" [Verse 2, sung][KIRBY] I don't know what is happening... Sounds like something fun and silly. If you and Fox are involved, Then that's alright with me! Make some room in your car. Will this trip be far? The backseat, spacious and comfy. Start the engine, I'm readyyyyyy! [Pre-Chorus][FRITZ] Buckle up, we're going to (going to), Mikey's Frozen Treats. [KIRBY] No escape now! [FRITZ] We're going to (going to) Mikey's Frozen Treats. The frozen sugary gods above demand, For a root beer float bar in your hand. [KIRBY] We won't want to upset them... [spoken cheerfully] "Root beer float! Oh yaaaay, I love that kind!" [Chorus, sung][FRITZ] Are you ready for ice cream church? You won't want to skip out. That would be the worst. Keep smiling and laughing, princess! We know you deserve this! Come on, I'll drive us to ice cream church, To help you forget about all that hurt. We know this is just a temporary fix. Trust me, you will really need this. Let's spoil ourselves in sugary bliss! [Bridge, spoken][KIRBY] Hey, what a great place, this store... Would you mind if I have a little morrrre?! [Bridge, sung][FRITZ] Only two. That's the limit... I don't have a fat wallet. [spoken][KIRBY] "Look at the mess on your face... Would you like a napkin?" [Chorus][KIRBY] I really like this concept - ice cream church! I'm glad I didn't skip out, Ohhhh, that would have been the worst! Look at us, having a great tiiiiime... [FRITZ] Having a great tiiiiiiime! If we weren't, then we would be sinning...