[Intro] [Spoken:] Picture a sleepy highway stop… then Amy sees ten feet of pure barnyard glory. Poultry in motion, baby. [Verse 1] Outside the pump by the brick red wall Stands a bird so bold and tall Snow-white chest, comb cherry rock Amy lifts a leg and hugs that cock Tourists gasp, cameras click She’s grinnin’ wide like she found her pick Feathers of stone, still hearts unlock Amy’s got a thing for a mighty cock [Pre-Chorus] She don’t blush, she don’t balk She just leans in close for a little talk “Rise and shine, let the neighbors gawk— C’mon, big fella, let’s take a walk” [Chorus] Amy loves her cock (cluck yeah) Holds on tight like five o’clock (cluck yeah) Free-range feelings, roadside shock Say what you will—Amy loves her cock [Verse 2] Security cam blinks, sign says “Fuel Shut Off” But she’s high-octane, never layin’ off Rooster so proud he could run the block Even the hens are whisperin’, “What a cock” Kids get giggly, old men smirk Clerks pretend they’re doin’ work If love’s a coop, she picked the stock And climbed straight up to the top of the cock [Pre-Chorus] No foul play—well, maybe fowl play Featherweight heart in a heavyweight way She sets the peckin’ order with a sidewalk sway “Cock-a-doodle don’t you dare look away” [Chorus] Amy loves her cock (cluck yeah) White as a cloud, built like a rock (cluck yeah) Town starts talkin’, lips unlock Still she smiles—Amy loves her cock [Bridge] Sunny-side swagger, over-easy grin She’s yolked to the joke and the joke’s all in If happiness crows, you don’t need to mock— Let a girl adore her monumental cock [Breakdown] [Spoken:] Not every prince arrives on a horse. Some show up with wattles and impeccable posture. [Chorus – Big Finish] Amy loves her cock (cluck yeah) Postcard pose at the travel stop (cluck yeah) Life’s too short not to shock the flock So strike that stance—Amy loves her cock [Outro] (Cluck-cluck) clap to the beat, let the barnyard rock Wave bye-bye to the camera—long live the cock [end]
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