[Verse] Woke up with a grumble Belly feeling strange Got to work and stumbled Now my life’s deranged [Verse 2] Felt that gassy bubble Oh no here we go Bathroom’s far from humble Too late for tiptoe [Chorus] Farts that won't stay quiet Now my day’s a riot Diarrhea striking Oh how I regret this timing [Verse 3] Boss is looking angry Panic in his eyes Floor’s a little tangy Guess that won’t surprise [Bridge] Drip drop in the hallway I’ve made quite the mess Regret’s here to stay In my office dress [Chorus] Farts that won't stay quiet Now my day’s a riot Diarrhea striking Oh how I regret this timing
