I got the flowers, I got the wine, Got you a gift wrapped up real fine. Booked us a table, dressed real nice… And all I get? The same damn prize. “Oh wow… what a surprise…” Oh babe, what a surprise! You’re the gift – wrapped in last year’s lies! Same routine since ’09… Girl, that bow’s faker than your “I’m fine!” Oh babe, such a delight… My “present” for the zillionth night! But here’s a thought, just to be kind: How ‘bout a gift that’s… NOT YOUR MIND? Maybe just once… a PlayStation 5! Took you out, the bill was rude – Lobster, champagne, mood? “I’m feeling sued!” You winked and said, “Your gift’s at home…” Plot twist: It’s you… again… alone. Oh babe, you’re killin’ me – That silk’s from 2013! “You’re my gift”? Yeah, heard that song… But where’s the gift that’s NOT A THONG? Oh babe, what a surprise! You’re the gift – congrats, you’re wise! Same lace since Bush was prez… My patience? Gone like your faked “ooh, yes!” Oh babe, such a delight… My “reward” for selling my bike! But let’s get real, just one more try: Maybe just once… a PlayStation 5! Your “gift” don’t come with no new games, No updates, no fun campaigns! No 4K screen, no silent mode… And babe, let’s talk: it’s always cold! Roses die, chocolates melt – Your “love”’s a Netflix sub I’ve felt! Maxed my card, you maxed my pain… Next year, let’s elope – to a PS5 LANE! Oh babe, what a surprise! You’re the gift – congrats, you’re wise! Same script since Stone Age days… But my love’s stuck in beta phase! Oh babe, such a delight… My “present” for losing this fight! But here’s the deal, let’s not rewind: Maybe just once… a PlayStation 5! Oh babe, such a delight… But my gift? Still outta sight. Next year, I’ll play it smart… You’ll get… a coupon… “Half my heart.” “PS: I bought the PS5. Bye.”
