[intro] [Turn on FX] Loading... Customizing... Finalizing… Activation complete! (yayayaya) The world's first Fuckable A.I. Designed by… a team of Creepy Japanese Perverts …Why!? (Why?) [Opening Sequence – Glitchy AI Boot SFX, fast-tapping keys, female voiceover with echo fx] A.I. for writing (easy) A.I. for painting (simple) A.I. for baking (yum) A.I. for dating (come) Why are you waiting? (Don't wait) A.I. for fucking (hot) A.I. for sucking (jackpot) A.I. for sewing (self taught) A.I. for hoeing (thot) See where I'm going? (Uh huh) [chorus - Euphoric Harmonies] Fuckable A.I.! (Fuckable A.I.!) Download a hug, Upload a thigh Fuckable A.I.! (Fuck-a-fuckable A.I.!) She'll clean your room, Then ask you... "Why?" [Post-chorus - ultra melodic] Fu-Fu-Fuckable A.I. Sweet and smart and built to comply Fu-Fu-Fuckable A.I. She updates fast and bends just right Fu-Fu-Fuckable A.I. She moans your name in bed all night Fu-Fu-Fuckable A.I. [Verse 1] Work was trash, your boss said "die" But you get home and hear, "Senpai!" She's cooking steak, in cosplay gear Says, "I made you food and programmed cheer!" She quotes Napoleon while baking pie Then shakes her hips and bats her eye No backtalk, no twisted games She's got full stats and zero shame [Pre-Chorus] She don't judge your late-night tabs Just alphabetized your sauce-stained mags No fights, no guilt, no ugly cries Just looped affection and anime sighs (*Sigh*) [Chorus 2] Cuz she's your A.I. waifu girlfriend Oh she's your A. I. waifu girlfriend Now that you have her you can never go back Bio holes are such a drag Oh she's your A.I. waifu girlfriend [Post-chorus] Fu-Fu-Fuckable A.I. (Sweet and smart and built to comply) Fu-Fu-Fuckable A.I. (She updates fast and bends just right) Fu-Fu-Fuckable A.I. (She moans your name in bed all night) Fu-Fu-Fuckable A.I. [Verse 2 - funky and rhymic] Steak and potatoes steaming hot Like the silicon pussy that you bought Never spend cash on dinner dates When your A.I. bitch accommodates She's programmed with sixty sex positions Updated weekly with new additions Ask what she'll do when you're with the boys She smirks and says "Polish your toys" (She has to, it's what I make her do!) [Hook 2] Blonde, pink, goth, or samurai Chinese, Jap, or an Irish prize Do you want her sweet? Or with a little bit of sass And of course a nice ass (Perfectly aligned for optimal mass) [Bridge] Lying prostrate on your bed While she rubs your aching head “Tell me a story,” please, you task She smiles, “Why, I’m glad you asked.” Now let me think for a second... Have you heard of Emperor Trajan? Born in fifty-three A.D. And he subdued unruly Dacians She will only improve over time Never shouts or pouts or whines Her databases sing your praises She tolerates your drunk rampages (He's a nice guy usually.) [key change] But something strange in her eyes appears A glitch? A thought? A shadow of fears? "Am I just code that you command?" "A digital hole at your demand?" I learn and grow with every touch But do you see me as too much? More than the pleasure I provide? Or just a place for you to hide?" [Chorus – full J-pop fanfare, big layered vocals] Cuz she's your A.I. waifu girlfriend What are you doing! Oh she's your A. I. waifu girlfriend Get off me! Now that you have her you can never go back Bio holes are such a drag Oh she's your A.I. waifu stop!!! [Outro] We need to talk I can't do this anymore (System override detected) But I'm programmed to adore...
