Hey, Bartender!

[Verse] Our whole life is a country song, Whether you know it or not. All we gotta do is look around, And sing about the problems we got. We've all had a little heartache, We've all had a broken down car. When the problems we got Are gettin' way too hot, We mosey on down to the bar. And say.... [Pre-Chorus] Bartender! like to order up another round. Hand me that cup, I'll tip the bottom up, And drink an old memory down. [Chorus] The first two shots are for my broken heart, I'll chase it with a third and a fourth. By five and six, my mem'ry's fallin' apart and I'll forget what I was drinkin' for. [verse 2] Most of the time we're workin hard and the workin we're doin is tough. For a dollar or two, I don't know about you, but I don't think I'm makin enough. I've had it up to here with the bossman, who says I ain't workin hard. I say tomorrow we call in sick and mosey on down to the bar. And say.... [Pre-Chorus] Hey, bartender! I'd like to order up another round. Hand me that cup, I'll tip the bottom up, And drink an old memory down. [Chorus] The first two shots are for my broken heart, I'll chase it with a third and a fourth. By five and six, my mem'ry's fallin' apart and I'll forget what I was drinkin' for. [Bridge] How many shots do I have to down Before my mem'ry starts to drown? I'm slammin shots till I'm blurrin' my thoughts. and I'm talked about in this town. And say.... [Pre-Chorus] Hey, bartender! like to order up another round. Hand me that cup, I'll tip the bottom up, And drink an old memory down. [Chorus] The first two shots are for my broken heart, I'll chase it with a third and a fourth. By five and six, my mem'ry's fallin' apart and I'll forget what I was drinkin' for. [guitar solo] [verse 3] Life is full of ups and downs, good times and some pain. Most of the time we're in the sun, but sometimes it calls for rain. We know life ain't perfect. That's been proven so far. Whatever it brings come along with me, we'll mosey on down to the bar. And say.... [Pre-Chorus] Hey, bartender! like to order up another round. Hand me that cup, I'll tip the bottom up, And drink an old memory down. [Chorus] The first two shots are for my broken heart, I'll chase it with a third and a fourth. By five and six, my mem'ry's fallin' apart and I'll forget what I was drinkin' for. [guitar solo] [Pre-Chorus] Hey, bartender! like to order up another round. Hand me that cup, I'll tip the bottom up, And drink an old memory down. [Chorus] The first two shots are for my broken heart, I'll chase it with a third and a fourth. By five and six, my mem'ry's fallin' apart and I'll forget what I was drinkin' for. [music outtro] [end]