Minions march like a lazy parade Turret’s burning My plans mislaid I ping for help The map stays gray Where's my jungle Gone astray Running around in top lane Alone Waiting on a gank But no one's home The tower's crumbling My health is low Why’d I queue for this solo show Brush is empty The river runs dry Enemy camps like a hawk in the sky CS slipping My gold's a joke Dreams of carrying up in smoke Ping ping ping I’m losing my mind Is my jungle lost Or just unkind Running around in top lane Alone Waiting on a gank But no one's home The tower's crumbling My health is low Why’d I queue for this solo show The enemy laughs They dance They taunt I try to hold But they take what they want Recall’s too far I’m stuck in this zone Top lane’s a graveyard And I’m the stone