Verse 1: One day on the farm, after watchin' TV, I Saw Luke Skywalker, and thought, "That could be me!" Grabbed my ol' boots, went outside to try, Tryin' to figure out how to make stuff fly. Stackin’ rocks standing on my head, Swingin' on a rope or two Pretendin' the goat was Yoda, askin' him what to do? Chorus: But the Force didn’t work, not a single rock flew, My wife just laughed when I said it’s what Jedis do, But now I gotta warn ya, that Jedi stuff aint right, The Force is surely real, but it's dark as the night. Verse 2: Frustrated and fed up, I gave Vader a try, Waved my hand at the rooster, while my old goat Yoda walked on by. glory behold, that ol' bird started a squawkin’, flapping on the ground, his little spurs rockin. I concentrated harder and up in the air he flew, Knocked over half the laundry line, and then he crapped on my shoe. Chorus: The Force didn’t fail, but this is too much stress That's when my wife came out, surveying the mighty mess. She looked at me, I looked at her, I pointed at Yoda, but that didn't work. [Outro] There ain’t nothin’ as embarrassin', in this whole wide land, Than gettin’ caught, force chokin’ your chicken, when yer a married man. hand me that towel honey, my shoes are a mess
