[Intro] [static buzz] [customer service hold music glitching] “Sir… the TV says no signal because the HDMI cable is unplugged…” [whispered] COME ON… ⸻ [Verse 1] You got a phone worth a thousand bucks Still askin’ why the Wi-Fi sucks Bluetooth off, airplane mode on Then you scream online all day long Finger jammed on the power key “THIS DAMN THING BROKE!” while the screen says “charge me” QR code right in your face Still ask where the damn barcode lays Self-checkout talkin’ crystal clear “PLACE THE ITEM IN THE BAGGING AREA” You freeze up like a caveman stunned By microwave light and a Walmart gun [Pre-Chorus] Every screen got instructions Every step got arrows Every problem got one damn fix BUT YOUR BRAIN JUST NEVER LOADS!!! ⸻ [Chorus] GOD DAMNIT ARE YOU FUCKING WITH ME?! COME ON!!! You cannot seriously be this weak COME ON!!! Read the screen, it’s literally free GOD DAMNIT ARE YOU FUCKING WITH ME?! [ARE YOU FUCKING WITH ME?!] COME ON!!! Human error on repeat ⸻ [Verse 2] Call tech support at 8 AM “Is my router supposed to blink again?” You unplugged it twelve damn times Now the firmware died inside Smart TV got one remote Still somehow this ship won’t float Input menu right there in sight But you’d rather lose a screaming fight Kiosk says: “TOUCH TO START” You stare at it like abstract art Need assistance every damn day For a machine built for a toddler’s brain [Pre-Chorus] Password taped onto the monitor Still can’t log into the app Then blame the world economy CAUSE YOUR CAPS LOCK GOT YOU TRAPPED!!! ⸻ [Chorus] GOD DAMNIT ARE YOU FUCKING WITH ME?! COME ON!!! There ain’t no way you made it this week COME ON!!! Evolution skipped a beat GOD DAMNIT ARE YOU FUCKING WITH ME?! [ARE YOU FUCKING WITH ME?!] COME ON!!! Please explain your operating system to me ⸻ [Bridge] [slower, darker half-time groove] You click every pop-up ad Install malware, then get mad Forward fake AI photos around Like “THE GOVERNMENT FOUND A MOON CLOWN” Reset passwords every night Use “password123” despite Every warning, every sign You somehow lose against design [building scream] THE SCREEN!!! LITERALLY!!! TELLS YOU WHAT TO DO!!! ⸻ [Breakdown] [syncopated stop-start chugs] READ!!! THE!!! SCREEN!!! [read the screen, bitch] COME ON!!! [read the screen, bitch] COME ON!!! GOD DAMNIT ARE YOU FUCKING WITH ME?! ⸻ [Final Chorus] GOD DAMNIT ARE YOU FUCKING WITH ME?! COME ON!!! How’d you even make it to adulthood? COME ON!!! Need a tutorial to breathe and eat GOD DAMNIT ARE YOU FUCKING WITH ME?! [ARE YOU FUCKING WITH ME?!] COME ON!!! User error masterpiece ⸻ [Outro] [customer service voice] “Have you tried turning it off and on again?” [long silence] “…what button turns it on?” [static cuts out]
