[Verse 1] Does this happen to Anyone else Or Does it only Happen to me? It’s like I’m drowning in a frosty In an endless fast food sea. I used to pretend that I could fight it But now I pretend that I don’t care. I hide my rewards card from my friends I feel the pity in their stares [Pre-Chorus] But they’re not here right now. I’m bored and wanting to eat. The work out starts tomorrow This craving’s got me beat. [Chorus] I don’t need a red carpet I’ve got arches made of gold Fat stacks of French fries Nuggies, dipped in Barbecue bold Main course energy Next stop, the Queen Turn that frown upside down And give me that ice cream The star of the bucks Is the cherry on top Pour me a twenty And hand me that cake pop [Post-Chorus] Regret is for tomorrow. Life is for today. [Verse 2] They’re coming back. Quick take out all the trash. Tell them you haven’t eaten If they bring it up or ask. “That sounds great! I’d love to go! I haven’t eaten all day!” We’ve all got our battles Once more into the fray. [Pre-Chorus] Soda is too filling When you’re eating twice for one. Let them see you drinking water Food on the plate when you’re done. [Chorus] I don’t need a red carpet I’ve got arches made of gold Fat stacks of French fries Nuggies, dipped in Barbecue bold Main course energy Next stop, the Queen Turn that frown upside down And give me that ice cream The star of the bucks Is the cherry on top Pour me a twenty And hand me that cake pop [Bridge] Why do I do this to myself? It isn’t even that good. I’m eating way too much And not eating what I should. I wish that I could stop it But the fast food calls to me And now I’m laying in my bed Much too full to fall asleep. [Final Chorus] I don’t need a red carpet I’ve got arches made of gold Fat stacks of French fries Nuggies, dipped in Barbecue bold Main course energy Next stop, the Queen Turn that frown upside down And give me that ice cream The star of the bucks Is the cherry on top Pour me a twenty And hand me that cake pop [Post-Chorus] Regret is for tomorrow. Life is for today. [Outro] I’m full and I’m uncomfortable No matter what I do. I can’t sleep and I am bored Guess I’ll DoorDash some fast food.
