[Verse] A galaxy so far so bright With laser swords and endless fights But who's your dad we need to know Is it the guy in the dark cape show? [Prechorus] Breathing heavy in the dark Plot twist hits like a sudden spark [Chorus] He is your father or is he not Who's got the genes who's got the plot Is it the force or just bad luck DNA tests are all tied up [Verse 2] Stormtroopers miss with every shot Family drama hits the spot A Jedi here a Sithy there Thanksgiving dinners must be rare [Prechorus] A hologram a cryptic clue Skywalker soap opera's due [Chorus] He is your father or is he not Who's got the genes who's got the plot Is it the force or just bad luck Galaxy Maury where’s the doc [Verse] In a galaxy Far Far away They say A soap opera unfolds in a cosmic ballet Vader in black With a breathy plot twist Says "I am your dad " but is he taking the mick? [Prechorus] Obi-Wan's ghost said "Truth is skewed" Yoda just shrugged "Confusion is good" [Chorus] He is your father... or is he not? A family drama in a spacey plot DNA test? Nah The Force will do Your dad's in a cape And he's chasing you [Verse] Leia kissed Luke Then she felt the regret Turns out their bond's a little more complex A Wookiee growls "Bro This is weird" While droids are beeping "Awkward Confirmed" [Pre - syntonic outro] Jabba’s laughing "Who's your daddy Kid?" Ewoks dance But they don't know what he did Lightsabers clash Maury’s on the screen "You ARE the father!" Vader’s in the scene [Epic fading outro] He is your father... or is he not? The galaxy's spinning The truth's overwrought Paternity drama on the Death Star stage Family reunions Galactic rage
