[Intro] Well dang, pull up a hay bale, count the moons in a jar Purple macaroni took a tractor to Mars [Verse 1] I got a violet bowl with a galaxy twist Noodles doing backflips like they paid to exist Uncle Moon said, "Son, keep your gravy aligned" But the cosmic elbow pasta got a mind of its own tonight Boots in the barn, stars in the feed Comet on a leash and a turnip for a steed I asked the old creek, "What’s the secret to shine?" It said, "Dang dingle wisdom: don’t outrun your brine" [Chorus] Purple macaroni, orbit in the pot Cosmic noodles cooking where the weather gets hot Dang dingle wisdom, let it rattle your brain Barnyard astronaut riding a gravy-train Purple macaroni, wobble to the side Moon in my lunchbox and a meteor ride If the universe hollers, tell it, "Y’all come through!" I got noodle constellations making barbecue stew [Verse 2] My cousin found Saturn in a sack of corn Said the rings need polish by the break of morn I’m hollering, "Mercy!" at a star-shaped bean While a possum in a spacesuit runs the county machine Cosmic noodles stretching past the water tower Slurp one strand, gain interplanetary power Got a hayseed horoscope taped under my hat It says, "Your lucky number is a purple combat spatula" [Bridge] Dang dingle, dang dingle, wisdom in the dust When the planets start arguing, let the noodles adjust Turn the spoon clockwise, holler at the sky Then moonwalk through the pantry while the satellites fly [Chorus] Purple macaroni, orbit in the pot Cosmic noodles cooking where the weather gets hot Dang dingle wisdom, let it rattle your brain Barnyard astronaut riding a gravy-train Purple macaroni, wobble to the side Moon in my lunchbox and a meteor ride If the universe hollers, tell it, "Y’all come through!" I got noodle constellations making barbecue stew [Outro] Well dang, that’s wisdom from the noodle frontier Purple bowl shining like a moon made of cheer Cosmic macaroni, go tell the whole crew: When life gets dingle, let the dingle get you
