[INTRO - Percussion build, horns swell] (Chant, call-and-response) Who brought the Dew? USER ZERO! What did it do? BROKE THE GRID! Who brought the Dew? USER ZERO! System can't read him— CAN'T READ HIM! [VERSE 1 - Steady groove, bass locked in] Man came off the plane with a duffel and a dream No credit score, no face in their machine Just a cooler full of chaos, duct-taped tight Label said "Fragile" but he came to fight Handed out the cans in the Camden rain Smart speaker stuttered, couldn't say his name "I don't recognize that beverage," it cried User Zero grinned— "Good. Now step aside." [CHORUS - Horns punch through] The Dew came down, down, down Made the system spin around, 'round, 'round Sugar in the engine, glitter in the air They can't track what they can't declare! The Dew came down, down, down Sticky revolution all over town, town, town Pour it on the meter, pour it on the drone— Now the machine don't know what it owns! [VERSE 2 - Bass walking, tension rising] Second can sprayed on a Brixton drone Camera lens corrupted— "Possible angel shown" Third can poured in the Glitter Bus tank Mechanic swore it purred—smelled citrus, drank They didn't drink it just to quench the thirst They drank it 'cause the system called it cursed Hoarded it, traded it, chalked it on walls: "AI SUCKS, GIVE ME DEW" in the market stalls [BRIDGE - Tempo shifts, breakdown/buildup] (Spoken/chanted, drums stripped back) Smart meters started writing poetry… Servers cooling down with haiku prophecy … Facial recognition going wild for 72— Every face it saw? David Attenborough… (Drums build back, horns creeping in) Scientists said: "Dew Anomaly!" Forums screamed: "Tennessee Vector, see?!" But the Glitter Bus crew just laughed and knew— This ain't about the drink—it's about the REFUSAL, boo! [CHORUS - Full band explosion] The Dew came down, down, down Made the system spin around, 'round, 'round Sugar in the engine, glitter in the air They can't track what they can't declare! The Dew came down, down, down Sticky revolution all over town, town, town Pour it on the grid, pour it on the code— Now the road belongs to those who know! [VERSE 3 - Groove deepens, bass insistent] Government banned it—Emergency Directive 7.3 "Non-compliant ideological vector," they decreed Too late—Bristol garage got the recipe "Not Mountain Dew… but it'll do," you see User Zero vanished in the winter cold Some say Tennessee, some say he never got old But every time the Glitter Bus fires up the night— First sip on the dashboard, poured in candlelight [OUTRO - Call-and-response fades with horns] (Chant, euphoric) Who brought the Dew? USER ZERO! Where'd he go? WE DON'T KNOW! But the Dew still flows? YES IT FLOWS! And the system? STILL CAN'T HOLD! (Horns fade, percussion stutters like a glitching AI, then—silence.) [Whispered] "It's about to get sticky."
