🦇 🕸️ 🪦 ── ⛧ 𝕾𝖕𝖔𝖔𝖐𝖞 ⛧ ── 🪦 🕸️ 🦇 Welcome to the Nightmarish Ride. A variety show in a deserted fun fare that at mignight suddenly turns to a crowded place - Dare you buy a ticket... for just a coin? Dare you enter the show? 👉 https://suno.com/playlist/cad1c252-6b7a-4132-b271-ae36afb042b8 💀 🎃 ✦ ── 𓆙 𝕳𝖆𝖚𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖉 𓆙 ── ✦ 🎃 💀 [Intro] [campy horror synth] [Verse] Ever since I was a boy I knew When the full moon came around I'd grow A little taller and my teeth a little sharper And I'd turn into a big ol' wolf But lately when I go to howl at the moon I notice that my hair is fallin' out too You know I used to be a beautiful beast But now I'm a middle-aged man [Pre-Chorus] It happens to the best of us My friend The world keeps spinnin' and we just get older It's hard to be the monster you once were When you gotta be in bed by ten [Chorus] And all I wanna do is run around And be a big bad wolf like I used to be But the older I get I get more of a hound And now I just howl "Oh Woe is me" And I said "It sucks I got so many questions" But the biggest one on my mind is "Can someone please tell me why My werewolf is in crisis?" [Post-Chorus] [male vocal riff] [Verse 2] I guess I'll trade in my monster truck for a minivan And go from a Hellboy to a family man My dogs are barkin' And I'm lookin' at my wife And I'm thinkin' we should get a dog All right She said "There's too much dog in you as it is" But she doesn't understand that I need a friend Who knows what it's like to get old All right So I can feel young when I go outside [Pre-Chorus] And if I can't have a dog I guess I could settle For a bottle of merlot and a bottle of Rogaine I just wanna know if the grass is greener On the other side of this hairline [Chorus] All I wanna do is run around And be a big bad wolf like I used to be But the older I get I get more of a hound And now I just howl "Oh Woe is me" And I said "It sucks I got so many questions" But the biggest one on my mind is "Can someone please tell me why My werewolf is in crisis?"
