The Horny Beast that Horn-Fucked a Kong

[Spoken Intro] The frilled killer of Skull Island, The wild boar amongs beasts Styracosaurus albertensis… and tonight… the Kongs will learn what real horns are for… Whouuohhhh-huhhhuh-huhh-huuuu hu-hu-huuu, hu-hu-huuu, Whouuohhhh-huhhhuh-huhh-huuuu hu-hu-huuu, hu-haaa-huuu-haaaa~ ghahhhh! [Verse 1] the Styracosaurus bull charges through the jungle fog Six parietal spikes'r already dripping with gorefrom his latest prey He spots an adult Kong and craves the splatter Tasty virgin meat: male or female, doesn’t matter Speeds up, charging, ready for the batter One thrust of the nasal horn and the ape is split from azz to bladder Frill slamming against the hairy ape-chest while his main spike drills so deep Kong screams, fists pound, penetraeshun is complete Kon's death troe i distraught but the dinosaur just keeps the beat Secondary side horns rake the ribs open like a living saw Insides spilling on his face and Skull Island moss while the frill holds him down in the lawn Dagger-horn phukking his guts like a boss [Verse 2] All the gnarly gorey gooey slaughter made the thorny Rage beast drunk on blood and lust all horny His big dheek scrapes the moss before rising up, swinging across The depraved beast roared like a boss While his big dheek sunk bawlz deep into the gnarly ounctured meat! A stinking waft of vart squelched As he phukked the dead kong, proudly belched Drunken on the fresh warm blood Bloodshot eyes rolled back: he kumms a lot Always the restless Brutally eager boner erect, buzzing testicles Ready for another release, He shoots but without ease Already looking for the next prey Quickly concluded his quick survey [Verse 3] Humans watch from between the trees, cameras rolling, jaws dropped One explorer gets too close, his tail swings and his legs are chopped Styracosaurus pulls free, Kong still twitching on the ground Then the phukking dinosaur turns and the remaining humans are found Nasal horn penetrates through a cameraman’s chest and out the back Frill spikes pin another to a tree like a prehistoric tack Blood sprays across the vines while the ape’s guts steam in the heat Skull Island’s original nightmare still claims every piece of meat The gore continues, human guts cover the ground The mad beast never stops, flesh tearing phukkery abound! [Chorus] The Beast that Horn-Phukked a Kong Spike-deep in the ape, no escape The Beast that Horn-Phukked a Kong Frill-phukked until the spine breaks The Beast that Horn-Phukked a Kong O’Brien’s pet still lives and kills The Beast that Horn-Phukked a Kong Skull Island’s horned will lands another kill STYRACOSAURUS HORN-RAEP OF KONG Disgusting grinding and ponding about STYRACOSAURUS CHARGET THE HUMAN CREW Noone escapes, no survivors, nauseating view Bleargh!!!!