Ooooo Ooooo Hallow's eve night and all alone Lit by a dim screen on my phone Long time lurker, never posted Never talked, not once boasted Looming, stalking in the dark Drooling, laughing, blackened heart Tongue is out, licking my lips Body's covered in crumbs of chips Moderation is my job Some might say I'm kind of a slob, Judging while you're all asleep They call me the reddit creep Mouth wide open- food falling out Sittin' on the toilet while nothing comes out I screenshot your pictures for me to keep They call me the reddit creep The following night on Halloween Bloodshot eyes reflectin' off the screen I stand for the first time in weeks Pants are drippin' wet down to my sneaks I head to the kitchen and grab my knife I'm a little bored so I might take a life Possibly not, I might change my mind I guess it all depends on who I find Moderation is my job Some might say I'm kind of a slob, Judging while you're all asleep They call me the reddit creep Mouth wide open- food falling out Sittin' on the toilet while nothing comes out I download your pictures for me to keep They call me the reddit creep (AHHHHHH) (hahahaha) (hehe) (AHHHH!) I walk to the park Just after dark I can see her running now I pull out my knife It's not a long fight Before you know it she's down Chopped her up, put her in the back seat Took her home, it came so naturally One bite, two bites, three bites, yum! Before I knew it I'm already done Time to boil the bones and slurp the marrow I'm well-fed and rested for tomorrow I stole your organs for me to digest In my experience, Halloween night is the best Don't you cry now- don't make a peep 'Cause they call me The reddit creep. Moderation is my job Some might say I'm kind of a slob, Stealing you while you're asleep They call me the reddit creep Mouth wide open- food falling out Sittin' on the toilet while nothing comes out I'm saving your pictures for me to keep They call me the reddit creep They call me the reddit creep. (Hahaha) I'm a creep!
