[Intro] Countdown, T-minus 3, 2, 1 We are go for launch [Verse] I won't die here alone This home's a liminal zone Life is transitional, A snapshot in a phone Earth's just strata and bones Go big or go home Make life multi-planetary Or rot in the loam Build my rocket, my throne Leave these feminist drones fighting over the scraps Of a planet that's blown Y'all in for some ontological shock When I Slingshot off this rock electrodynamics got me Thinking like spock I Live long and prosper you Boil like frogs in a pot You're not riding my coat tails Because Kling Ons get shot [Chorus] I got Kepler Syndrome I got too many rocks Too many rocks to get off, yeah I got Kepler Syndrome I got too many rocks Orbiting my ass, And I'm tryin' to get off [Verse 2] I mentally mutiny When I see a booty from another galaxy Matter fact, I been known for grabbin' the butt! I'm a pig, gamma-lorian guard, like Jabba the hutt! I like 'em in the teeny, tiny, shiny gold bikinis, Belly buttons out like I'm dreamin' of Jeannie Ya'lls bellies out like you dream tubs of ice creamy I got nothing against fat If its in the right places But these ugly earth bitches store it All in their faces But submit an application I'll review it on my preferences Now just spin that butt around and show me your references That Z axis leaves me breathless The tidal forces tugging at my Jimmy John Your coriolis force has got me Spiraling toward oblivion [Chorus] I got Kepler Syndrome I got too many rocks Too many rocks to get off, yeah I got Kepler Syndrome I got too many rocks Orbiting my ass, And I'm tryin' to get off [Verse] You say that you my baby mama, But I know it can't be true! 'Cause I haven't hit rock bottom yet, And I'd remember because that's you Sharon you delusional, brain on cruise control, thinking I'd make you my wife Swearin' I love you baby, as I kick your ass out the car at the nearest red light! Got my money right, got my record clear, I see the stars are rising, But when I look back you a black hole in the rearview mirror, event horizon! Don't need eyes to see where this is going, bitch, and you know I ain't blind, when you spread your legs like a tractor beam tryin to suck me inside! [Spoken word] That his picture? Alright. Let me see. Ok, he got green skin. You see any green on me, bitch? Eyes all big and shiny and black and shit. Nah. That ain't mine. Look like a fuckin...like a fucking Mars Attacks alien and shit [Chorus] I got Kepler Syndrome, I got too many rocks, too many rocks to get off I got Kepler Syndrome, I got too many rocks, too many rocks to get off Too many rocks, too many rocks to get off...