“Nope, You Go First!” [Intro] Alright team… We are professional ghost hunters. We have flashlights… We have cameras… We have exactly zero emotional preparation. Front door creaks open… “…Who’s going in first?” ⸻ [Verse 1] Loaded in the truck like, “This’ll be easy,” Two minutes later everyone’s sounding a little wheezy. EMF reader, flashlight in my hand, Acting super brave with a very shaky plan. The ghost threw a cup… I screamed, “IT MOVED!” My whole squad started running, Nobody even looked. “Check the basement!” Yeah… that’s gonna be a no. You couldn’t pay me enough— I’m staying by the front door. Temperature’s dropping, My courage is too, Someone whispered, “It’s hunting…” I said, “Nope, not true…” Then the lights started flickering… The radio cut out… Funny how my bravery Packed its bags and walked out. ⸻ [Chorus] Nope! You go first! I’m supporting from the truck! I’ll watch the cameras, Wish everybody luck! Nope! I’m good right here! You can ask the ghost its name! If it starts chasing someone… I’m forgetting all your names! Nope! I’m definitely helping… Emotionally… From a safe distance away! ⸻ [Verse 2] My friend said, “Say the ghost’s name!” I said, “You’ve completely lost your mind.” You go make the angry spirit Feel acknowledged. I’m over here Reevaluating my life choices. Spirit Box crackled, “Behind…” Me… I have never spun around That fast in my life. Opened every closet, None of them worked, Apparently the ghost Already had them reserved. I threw down the crucifix, Prayed it would save us all, Turns out I missed completely… It landed in the hall. ⸻ [Pre-Chorus] Can somebody explain… Why every ghost Always chooses me As the favorite snack? ⸻ [Chorus] Nope! You go first! I’m supporting from the truck! I’ll watch the cameras, Wish everybody luck! Nope! I’m good right here! You can check the attic too! If the ghost says “hello…” Tell it I already moved. Nope! Professional ghost hunter… With amateur courage! ⸻ [Bridge] Objective: Get a ghost photo. Reality: A blurry picture Of the ceiling fan. Mission accomplished? ⸻ [Rap Verse] EMF Five, Ghost Writing too, Fingerprints missing… What are we supposed to do? Dots projector, Nothing in sight, Then it sprinted at me Like it skipped “being polite.” Sanity dropping, Mine hit zero first, Somebody yelled, “I think it’s a Demon!” I yelled, “I think it’s OUR PROBLEM!” Sprint to the exit, Door slammed shut, Now we’re all screaming At absolutely nothing. ⸻ [Verse 3] Back in the truck, Reviewing the clues, Everybody arguing, “Spirit!” “No, Revenant!” “No, Banshee!” “Dude… I have no clue.” We finally guessed, Feeling pretty proud… The game said… “Yurei.” Collective silence. “…Who picked Oni?” ⸻ [Final Chorus] Nope! You go first! I’ll hold the flashlight tight! Unless I panic, Then I’m dropping it outright! Nope! I’m still coming back! Even after all the fear! Because getting scared with friends Is why we’re all still here! Nope! Best ghost hunters ever… According to absolutely nobody! ⸻ [Outro] “Okay… one last contract.” Loads into Sunny Meadows. “…Never mind.” 👻🔦😂📷 “Did anyone bring the sanity pills?” “…Oops.”
