[Verse] Jingle in my pocket, but it’s lint, not cash Countdown’s tickin’, gotta move, gotta dash Mr. Whiskers tangled, bows in his stash Tree lights flicker, blinkin’ like paparazz' flash [Prechorus] Eggnog spilled, the floor’s a frothy sea What do I get ‘em? What do they need from me? [Chorus] Oh merry, oh merry, this season’s a sprint Hustlin’ through the snow, no time to think No panic buys, no junk in the bag Or else next year, it’s regift-tagged [Verse 2] Aunt Sue wants socks, Uncle Joe wants a flask The twins want toys that’ll break, don’t last Gift-wrap war, tape’s stickin’ too fast Scissors playin’ hide-and-seek, it’s a Christmas task [Bridge] Silent night? Nah, chaos in the den Wrapping paper mountain, can’t see where I’ve been Mr. Whiskers purrin’, tangled yet again Christmas mayhem, but we laugh in the end [Chorus] Oh merry, oh merry, this season’s a sprint Hustlin’ through the snow, no time to think No panic buys, no junk in the bag Or else next year, it’s regift-tagged
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