Cerberus Live Band, Crowd Cheering, Crowd Singing<Live Performance, Live Vocals, Live Guitar, Live Drums, Live Keyboards, Crowd Clapping (Verse 1) (spoken work Kate hunting Smokey gritty raspy soulful female Vocals) "How you doing Pittsburg ever have a troublesome dog one you can't train Dog does not listen Well you have it lucky try be the caretaker of the most infamous dog Cerberus the..... 3....Headed...dog ......of .....evil!" In the Stygian depths of Hell A Triple howl can be heard The hairs on my neck stand up My heart is racing fast At the rate I’m sweating My deodorant never going to last Something huge is heading to me fast Out comes this massive creature (spoken work Kate hunting Smokey gritty raspy soulful female Vocals) "Sing it with me Pittsburg " (Chorus ) The Cerberus The 3 headed wicked dog of evil Or a playful little pup 22 feet tall slobbering all around The saliva pools you could literally drown (Verse 2) Your sentence here to care for the pooch You try to get yourself the boot … but they are not having it You are now the care taker of the most infamous dog in Hell (spoken word: Kate female voice) “ what did i ever do to deserve this” (Crowd cheers) (Chorus ) The Cerberus the 3 headed wicked dog of evil Or a playful little pup 22 feet tall slobbering all around The saliva pools you could literally drown (Verse 3 2 of the heads are giving me trouble The other is a sweetheart Picking up after then gonna be a bitch anybody know how to drive a dump truck and a front loader " well anyone?" (Chorus ) The Cerberus the 3 headed wicked dog of evil Or a playful little pup 22 feet tall slobbering all around The saliva pools you could literally drown (Bridge) Play catch is a nightmare Chasing the fire trucks, is annoying (spoken word: Kate female, voice ) What do I even feed this thing? Mailmen for a snack Elephants for dinner Murderers for lunch (spoken word: Kate female, voice ) A anyone got a giant can opener (Outro) Cerberus the dog from hell Your charged for all eternity to care for him completely (spoken word: Kate female, voice ) Now, if I can get him to stop eating my furniture Hey I’m not kidding furniture is expensive in hell (spoken word: Kate female, voice very nervous) “Hey !…… wait a minute!…….. Hey pooch slow down. dont chase the cat oh shit your dragging meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee” Cerberus the hound from hell (spoken word: Kate female, voice ) “Maybe next time I’ll just let go of the friggin chain" (crowd cheers) "Thank you your amazing Careful of piles of dog Poo when you leave the theater) (Giggling)