07 - NOT A BUG ITS A FEATURE

[Intro] System functioning normally. No issues detected. Proceed. [Verse 1 - CEO_v2.3] The app keeps crashing Every day The price goes up The same old way The loading screen Takes half my life The update broke What worked last night I filed a ticket I got a reply "We understand" "Please stand by" [Pre-Chorus - Influencer_404] Something's wrong Everybody knows Nobody fixes it Nobody slows [Chorus - Influencer_404] It's not a bug It's a feature That's what they tell us Every year It's not a bug It's a feature If it hurts enough You'll disappear [Post-Chorus - Both] It's not a bug It's not a bug Everything is working Exactly as designed [Verse 2 - CEO_v2.3 Rap] The train is late The bill is high The terms changed Nobody asked why The service worsened The profits grew Funny how that keeps happening too The product shrank The logo changed The marketing said Nothing changed Everybody notices Nobody wins The game gets harder The house cashes in [Pre-Chorus - Influencer_404] Something's wrong Everybody knows Nobody fixes it Nobody slows [Chorus - Influencer_404] It's not a bug It's a feature That's what they tell us Every year It's not a bug It's a feature If it hurts enough You'll disappear [Verse 3 - Both] Maybe the problem Isn't a mistake Maybe the problem Is the thing they make Maybe confusion Is part of the plan Maybe somebody profits Exactly as it stands Everybody's tired Everybody's drained Everybody keeps playing Someone else's game [Bridge - Influencer_404] Known issue Known issue Known issue Known issue No planned fix [Breakdown - CEO_v2.3 Rap] I paid the fee I joined the plan I clicked agree I did what I can I bought the upgrade I bought the dream I bought the promise I bought the scheme You call it progress You call it growth You call it freedom I call it both A joke and a warning Wrapped in a smile Sold as improvement All the while [Final Chorus - Both] It's not a bug It's a feature That's what they tell us Every year It's not a bug It's a feature If it hurts enough You'll disappear It's not a bug It's a feature Everything is working Exactly as designed It's not a bug It's a feature Everybody knows Nobody minds [Outro] Issue closed. Reason: Working as intended.