My Zombie Ex

[Intro: Guitar Riff] [Guitar Solo] [Verse 1] She broke up with me, then rose from the grave, Now she’s back, and man, she’s brave. She doesn’t eat much—just human brains, And her post-apocalyptic wardrobe reigns. She’s clingy, smells like rot and doom, But hey, at least she still makes room. [Chorus] My zombie ex won’t leave me alone, She texts from the afterlife on her iPhone. “I miss your flesh, and your blood was great,” I guess moving on will just have to wait! [Interlude] [Verse 2] She’s gnawing on my arm like it’s gourmet, I’d scream for help, but love’s in the way. She drags me to the graveyard for a moonlight snack, While I sit there wishing I could run back. Friends say, “Dude, she’s literally dead,” But hey, at least she keeps me well-fed. [Chorus] My zombie ex won’t take a hint, She wrote “Miss U” in graveyard lit. Now I’m her midnight snack delight, Dating the undead? Man, what a fright! [Guitar Solo] [Chorus] My zombie ex won’t leave me alone, She texts from the afterlife on her iPhone. “I miss your flesh, and your blood was great,” I guess moving on will just have to wait! [Chorus] My zombie ex won’t take a hint, She wrote “Miss U” in graveyard lit. Now I’m her midnight snack delight, Dating the undead? Man, what a fright! [Outro] If you see me limping and missing a limb, My zombie ex is in the graveyard gym. She’s lifting gravestones and munching my bones, Guess I’ll just accept the dead-zone zones. [End]