[Verse 1] Same old stool Same chipped glass Bar towel gospel From the wisecrack class You pull a pint Like you’re dealing fate Say “Where you been Mate? You’re already late” [Chorus] Last orders at the Last Stop Saloon Hearts on tick and the rent’s due soon Raise one more to the days we blew Last orders at the Last Stop Saloon It’s me and this bar And the ghost of you [Verse 2] Your coat still hangs On the wobbling chair Nobody moves it Like you’re still there I crack a joke To your empty place Then drink the punchline Straight to the face [Chorus] Last orders at the Last Stop Saloon Hearts on tick and the rent’s due soon Raise one more to the days we blew Last orders at the Last Stop Saloon It’s me and this bar And the ghost of you [Bridge] [Band drops to half-time Crowd-clap groove] “Time Gentlemen!” But I’m not done I’ll stay here arguing With everyone Barmaid’s wiping Down my throne Says “Go on Old man You can’t sleep in the foam” (oi!) [Chorus] Last orders at the Last Stop Saloon Hearts on tick and the rent’s due soon Raise one more to the days we blew Last orders at the Last Stop Saloon If they nail up the door I’ll just drink in the gloom Last orders at the Last Stop Saloon It’s me and this bar And the ghost of you
